Bananas in Heaven

Anything can happen in heaven. If you want a banana simply think one into existence. Think a whole banana tree, even. And the bananas will always be perfect (if that’s what you want). When you snap your fingers your banana can be frozen, chocolate covered, and on a stick. Whatever.

Did you know there’s a lot of different kinds of bananas? There are sweet little bananas from Thailand. There are fat, fragrant bananas from Hawaii. There are even chalky, difficult bananas from Central and South America. They’re called plantains and you fry them and eat them like potatoes. You’re learning, even after death. Heaven is infinitely amazing—forever!

If bananas are your main concern in Heaven then you’re going to be okay. Because you’ll be able to crack open a banana whenever you want to. Other stuff— less natural stuff— is another question. Will there be laptops in heaven? I don’t know. Maybe not the latest models.

But can everyone have a gate to fence off their banana plantations?

I imagine no, there are no gates. There’d be no reason to have a gate or even property worth protecting. There is no property in heaven, just glowing daytime fog that magically manifests things like bananas.

Why would you want a whole banana plantation anyway? You aren’t selling them to anyone. There’s no money in heaven. Unless you like collecting rare coins. Maybe you just like the look of endless rows of banana trees. If that’s the vista you desire, think one into existence. And while you’re at it, how about a neat porch? With a rocking chair. And you know what? Make the whole scene look like a living, breathing Van Gogh painting. Go ahead, lose your mind. It’s your heaven. You’ve earned it.

There are bananas in heaven. There’s everything—so if you’re praying there’s ONLY bananas in heaven, you’re severely limiting yourself. Heaven is whatever you can dream!