Dear God,

It’d be cool if it was nice outside just once. Throw a rainbow in the mix if you’re gonna make it shitty again will ya?? Or go full snowstorm!!! ~LOL~ Whatever you want to do, obviously. We know you’re busted up about your kid or whatever but we haven’t seen the sun in a while and the sun’s got, like, vitamins we need and shit. IDK just letting you know. Dinner next week???

Your Son Luke