Elegant Cake

That cake with the, uh—what was that? A peacock? With its tail all draped over the side? That was kinda pretty, though. That long cascading tail of the peacock and that bird proudly displaying its body atop the tip-top of that cake? That was like, I was shocked by that cake.

 I was struck by the elegance of that cake. I pretty much had the wind taken out of me when I laid eyes on it. It was just so prominent. And it wasn’t even the tallest cake on display. But it felt a thousand feet high. Do you think they built it in there, or had to move it in? They had to’ve built it in there. Too crazy to move that thing. Too crazy.

Okay I’m going to assume that that particular cake was for a wedding, but like, I really don’t think it needs to be just for a wedding. I feel like that could be like, for just a really elegant time or occasion. I feel like it would be a good New Years cake. Like, you could have one of those champagne glass pyramids and it’s like surrounding this elegant peacock cake. You could put a sparkler in the peacock’s mouth. Like the sparklers could be the feathers or something. Or one sparkler could be like a main, more special feather.

No doubt it would be a ballsy birthday cake. That would take balls. That’s like a celebrity’s birthday cake. That’s a paparazzi-level cake. You would have to have an outfit that complimented that cake. You couldn’t just be in the shot wearing like—no offense—like what you got on now.

If my girl got me that cake for my birthday I’d be like oh shit.

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