Messing Around With Balloons

Come over to my place if you feel like messing around with some balloons. I got some ones already blown up, and bags and bags of empties.

Got a tank of helium, too, if you want to make them float. Tank’s nearly empty though, so hurry over.

There’s a lot of different shapes and colors we can get crazy with. I don’t know how to make balloon animals but I’d love if someone taught me a monkey or a dog. My house is just down the road. What else are you doing?

No, you can’t smoke in here. You have to go out on the porch, unless you want to blow the smoke into a balloon and fill it up with smoke. Just don’t pop any balloons with your cigar.

I’m not some creep who’s trying to tempt you over to my house with balloons and trap you in my house. That’s not who I am anymore. It’s the same house though.

If you’re close it wouldn’t hurt to drop in, no? You’ll be able to tell it’s my house because you’ll see all the balloons pressed up against the windows.

Right now I have a really big balloon blown up to the maximum. I’m pinching it shut with one hand and I can’t tie it off by myself!!! I could really use some help here!!! Please come fast!!!