Poem I Wrote for Class: “BadBoy”

BadBoy

I say “hell.” I wear jeans. I sleep in late. I hit Kevin. I smoke cigarettes. I fart. I burp. I wipe my mouth with my sleeve. I have a chain wallet. I listen to indie. I mosh. I slouch. My shoes have holes. I get zits. I drink beers. I watch action movies. I chew loud. I don’t cover my sneeze. I don’t play sports. I steal. I lie. I cheat.

…you sure you still want to be friends with me?