What I Love About US

You know what I love most about us? I want to tell you.

- First and foremost, we’re friends. We have a deep bond. It’s special. And precious. 

- We both hate dogs. Like, we kill strays. They have vacant eyes. 

- We both come from wacky, weird, families. And wouldn’t have it any other way. 

- We can never decide on what or where to eat. We’re insane!!! LOL 

- Our ideal night is staying in with a movie and a bottle of wine, just chilling and being us.  

- We can get bloodstains out of anything (LOL the couch).  

- We don’t think hip hop is music.

- We love museums! (You BELIEVED in me when no one else said I could start my own museum. And I love you for that.)

- Neither of us have valid Driver’s licenses. 

- We hate sand : /

- We’re both really close to being able to levitate! Just a few more classes.  

- We’re good kissers lol 

 - We both lost our virginity to seagulls 

- We strain pasta with trucker hats