Zoot Suit Diet

• All food must be wider than your tie

• Meals must be taken in a lounge setting
• Dieter must “throw back a bottle of [American brand] beer” with every meal
• Silverware is attached to the dieter via a long, belt-connected chain
• Only exotic leather napkins (ie Lizard) are permitted for use
• All verbal food orders must be sung in scat style
• Any additional drinks must be consumed through the bell of a brass instrument.
• 1 cat companion per dining partner

Expect to see a 30% decrease in pinstripes and up to a 1” decrease in fedora size!