You know what I love most about us? I want to tell you.

- First and foremost, we’re friends. We have a deep bond. It’s special. And precious. 

- We both hate dogs. Like, we kill strays. They have vacant eyes. 

- We both come from wacky, weird, families. And wouldn’t have it any other way. 

- We can never decide on what or where to eat. We’re insane!!! LOL 

- Our ideal night is staying in with a movie and a bottle of wine, just chilling and being us.  

- We can get bloodstains out of anything (LOL the couch).  

- We don’t think hip hop is music.

- We love museums! (You BELIEVED in me when no one else said I could start my own museum. And I love you for that.)

- Neither of us have valid Driver’s licenses. 

- We hate sand : /

- We’re both really close to being able to levitate! Just a few more classes.  

- We’re good kissers lol 

 - We both lost our virginity to seagulls 

- We strain pasta with trucker hats

BadBoy

I say “hell.” I wear jeans. I sleep in late. I hit Kevin. I smoke cigarettes. I fart. I burp. I wipe my mouth with my sleeve. I have a chain wallet. I listen to indie. I mosh. I slouch. My shoes have holes. I get zits. I drink beers. I watch action movies. I chew loud. I don’t cover my sneeze. I don’t play sports. I steal. I lie. I cheat.

…you sure you still want to be friends with me?

Is there anything more exciting than clothes, fashion, style, music and culture? I don’t think so. Clothes, fashion, style, music, and culture are more exciting than books, paintings, art, law, and food. Food used to be exciting, but it slipped (for me) recently.

I think in the future I’ll be interested in furniture, hair, baby food, top-rated dentists, and massage therapy. But for right now it’s mostly about clothes, fashion, style, music, and culture.

Fitness is interesting, but I don’t do it enough to put on my list of things that excite me. I’m admitting that now because I feel like this is a safe place.

Girls are exciting, but it’s not cool to include them in the list. If you say you think the most exciting things are clothes, fashion, style, music, culture AND girls, then girls are going to think you’re some sort of girl lunatic and all you think about besides clothes, fashion, style, music and culture is girls. And that’s not cool. Your friends (your boys) would be a more appropriate thing to have on your list. But six things are too many things, if you ask me.

A lot of people look at the things I’m excited by and say that clothes, fashion, and style are all sort of the same thing. But any really truly cool person would know that that’s just not true. Clothes are things, fashion is an industry, and style is an attitude. It’s obvious. And obviously the music portion is one hundred percent hard-type music.

What excites you?